{"fact":"On average, a cat will sleep for 16 hours a day.","length":48}
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
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{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s eyesight is both better and worse than humans. It is better because cats can see in much dimmer light and they have a wider peripheral view. It\u2019s worse because they don\u2019t see color as well as humans do. Scientists believe grass appears red to cats.","length":256}
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